Dredged up from Game Goblins old jokes...

Milky Girl (Human/Bovine hybrid "Bovakiin)

Some mages wish to rule the world, some wish to explore the mysteries of realms undiscovered. Some mages... well some are just perverts. Legends tell of a young farm boy, who during his youth had no outlets for his erm... youthful energy. As fate would have it, he was an idiot savant gifted with a keen imagination and an unusual interest in transmutation.

Suffice to say, his name, but not his deeds have been scrubbed from history... As the Academy in which he studied really has a image of professionalism to maintain. He was truly gifted to the point that he passed up his tutors, and yet kept foolishly trying to get with the ladies at his school. He wasn't very bright or good looking... About as smart as a box of rocks in truth. After much rejection and some hindsight from the Academy headmaster... he had to go home... it was for the best right?

As it turns out he did have an eureka moment. This moment went from converting his barn into a transmutation chamber, to a *AHEM* ...Dairy. This idiot, somehow, turned a handful of his cattle into the first Milky Girls and lived rather well in his secluded farm for a number of years. Eventually old age set in and he passed away. Within months half-clothed bovakiin girls began wandering to nearby farms, much to the surprise to his neighbors... also explaining his hermit like nature.

Since then Milky girls have found welcome among many circles, both mundane and adventuring. Compared to human women, they are roughly the same height, yet about twice the weight one would expect. Physically they are relatively well built, slightly muscular with a healthy amount of body fat. Many find themselves however fixated on not only their slightly plump features, but the overly plump and firm breasts jiggling hypnotically as a milky girl walks by.

Almost universally, Milky girls like the attention, but have learned to be a bit more modest and reserved after acclimating to civilized society. It is a great sign of trust and affection to be allowed to suckle directly from their udders. (They also prefer the description udders instead of breasts.) They are also unable to mate with humans... (As some men have obviously tried) Instead Milky girls manage via immaculate conception about once every 5 to 7 years. The calf grows quickly from it's mothers milk, reaching maturity in half the time a human child would. (The downside to the life cycle of a Milky Girl is that their lifespan is also roughly half of that of the average human.)

Type: Medium size, Monstrous humanoid 3 RP Base Speed: Slow (20 feet) -1 RP Monstrous humanoids have the darkvision 60 feet racial trait. Monstrous humanoids breathe, eat, and sleep.

Milky girls are very heavy individuals despite being nearly the same size and build of female humans, as such they have a base speed of 20 feet. However they are used to carrying excess milk around throughout their lives which means their speed is never modified by armor or encumbrance.

Ability Score Modifiers Standard (+2 Str, +2 Chr, -2 Int) 0 RP

Milky girls are stronger than they appear, mostly due to their heavy frame, as such they gain a racial bonus to strength. They are often very approachable and friendly and love to socialize with others, which grants them a charisma bonus. Despite this they are very content to elax and chew on vegetables to help make more milk for their friends to enjoy, So they tend to avoid scholarly activities.

Languages Standard 0 RP Members of this race start with Common plus their racial language (Mugirl). Those possessing high intelligence scores may also select the following bonus languages: Gnomish, Elven, Dwarven, Halfling, Sylvan, or Giant.

Milky girls tend to socialize in many circles, this gives them ample chances to learn many of the more common languages across the lands.

Racial Traits

Defense Racial Traits Natural Armor (2 RP) Benefit: Members of this race gain a +1 natural armor bonus to their Armor Class.

Improved Natural Armor (1 RP) Prerequisites: Natural armor racial trait. Benefit: Members of this race gain a +1 natural armor bonus.

While Milky girls have creamy soft skin, they have a hard time fitting into most common armors and clothing. Young milky girls train their udders to withstand constant nibbling, tugging, squeezing, and other sorts of rough treatment. That and common clothing does little to protect them from the elements and other natural hazards. These body hardening techniques grant the Milky girl +2 natural armor.

Magical Racial Traits

Sociable (1 RP) Benefit: When members of this race attempt to change a creature’s attitude with a Diplomacy check and fail by 5 or more, they can try to influence the creature a second time even if 24 hours have not passed.

Hypnotic Breasts (3 RP) Benefit: Members of this race gain the following supernatural ability (the caster level is equal to the user’s character level): 1/day—hypnotism; The effects last only 1 round.

Seducer (2 RP) Prerequisites: The race has at least a +2 racial bonus to Charisma. Benefit: Members of this race add +1 to the saving throw DCs for their spells and spell-like abilities of the enchantment school. In addition, members of this race with a Wisdom score of 15 or higher gain the following spell-like ability (the caster level is equal to the user’s character level): 1/day—charm person

With but a jiggle a Milk girl can often influence the gaze of others to stare at her juicy teets. They love to be the center of attention, and they really love their breasts to be the center of attention. Generations of practice has endowed them with the ability to make use of their twin gifts on a magical level.

Offense Racial Traits

Relentless (1 RP) Benefit: Members of this race gain a +2 bonus on combat maneuver checks made to bull rush or overrun an opponent. This bonus only applies while both the member of this race and its opponent are standing on the ground.

Natural Attack (1 RP) Gore, (Natural attack) (1D6 damage (+1D6 from Powerful Charge) = 2D6 +1 1/2 Str.)

Powerful Charge (2 RP) Benefit: Select one of the race’s natural attacks. Whenever a member of this race charges, it deals twice the number of damage dice with the selected natural attack plus 1-1/2 times its Strength bonus.

Few anger a bovakiin, few choose to do so more than once. Although they have adorable, teeny-tiny horns that appear vestigial. Milky Girls know how to use their weight to their advantage, both for a sudden jarring gore attack and for standing their ground.

Other Magical Racial Traits

Spell-Like Ability, At-Will (Offer Milk) RP 4 The caster level of the spell is equal to the user’s character level.

Offer Milk: (Cure light wounds) - School conjuration (healing)

CASTING Casting Time 1 standard action

EFFECT Range: touch Target creature fed milk Duration instantaneous Saving Throw Will half (harmless) Spell Resistance yes (harmless)

DESCRIPTION The greatest power a young milk maid can possess is their legendary ability to gift their own milk to others which cures them of physical damage and fatigue. When the Milky girl feeds a living creature, she channels positive energy filled with complex proteins and antibodies that cures 1d8 points of damage +1 point per caster level (maximum +5). The milk quickly becomes unable to channel any healing properties after it leaves her breasts and cannot be used to harm undead (Unless they suckle the milk directly). A Milky girl can produce milk anytime she likes to, although any excess milk needs to be consumed or used within 10 minutes as it spoils quickly without further magic to preserve it.

Total 19 RP